26 carefullyarrangeddesks
1 teacherdesk
1 smartscreenthat nearlycoversall writable boardspace
1 commonsetof boardconfiguration magnets
so I will know what things to write each day
sothat whenan administrator
comesinwith
their
schooldistrictissued
I-padtoobserve my
unique
teaching style theycan
see-at-a-glance that
I have been assimilated
into
TheCollective
so I cangetmyextra
thousandthatwillbetaxedtothepoint
whereIneeda microscope fromthe
Chemistryteacher
toseemyportion
andkeeponbeing
an
Innovatingteacher
to my150studentswho
are savvy enough to roll their eyes
at the BeauracracyInPlace
and go on planning their careers
thatNeverInclude
degrees in education
On the event of having to remove 2 easy chairs from my classroom because they violate the fire code which was the same fire code last year when the chairs were okay.
© Jilly’s Rant – All Rights Reserved
What “civilians” will never understand about education! I feel your pain, Jilly! Great write!
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Your commiseration is appreciated. Hackles are creating a raw spot on the back my neck.
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Coffee in the morning, red wine in the evening—that’s the key to surviving a career in education! 😆
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WAH! My life in detail! (At my HS it is the ESE dept. that sells & delivers coffee to faculty as a fund-raiser. How perfect is THAT!)
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OMG! What a wonderfully pointed, and accurate, jab at the educational… ahem, system! I feel like the schools have taken the military’s old play book and dumbed it down. I love the jamming of words… sounds like through gritted teeth. Excellent rant.
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Gritted canines! Thanks, Charley, 9 school days until a much-needed break. (Unlike most teachers, I don’t need a break from my kiddos – just from the machine.)
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Welcome to the machine! Enjoy the coming break.
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🙂 Floyd forever
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great rant Jilly – keep fighting the system
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Thanks, Maureen! Rebel to the bone.
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Fantastic rant, and of course it’s the innovative inspiring teachers that make all the difference to who we become.
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Thanks, Peter. It’s why I keep kicking.
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Though when I meet a good teacher, I do think there can be no better job. The actual teaching bit. I get a bit fed up of bureaucracy, too. I now have to wash my Lego once a month. I’ve timetabled it into my job plan, as my own little protest. Nobody has noticed, yet…
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Ha! I love that! We find our ways to speak our minds.
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Even if it feels like a whisper sometimes…
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The system is sucking all the joy out of teaching and learning. Which, if you think about it is no mean feat. Teachers love to teach. Kids love to learn things or they wouldn’t be saying “Why?” every five seconds. Hope you get a break from the squeeze.
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Thank you, my friend! The ‘break comes each moment the kiddos come through the door 🙂
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Aww!
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Well, except when they haven’t showered. Then we have issues. Lol
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Love the rollingrantingjusthowstupidcantheybe energy. And the ending is such a tragic outcome.
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’tis. I don’t here anyone say they want to teach anymore.
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A rattling rant!
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